A Letter To Santa Paws (or Santa Claws) š
Dear Santa Paws,
ShadowĀ here, the best behaved poochĀ in Sydney. Don't furget about me, too! I'mĀ Bounty the cat.
This year, what with it being the season of peace and goodwill, weāve decided to put our differences aside andĀ writeĀ a joint letter to you. We wanted to let you know how well-behaved we've both been - we defurnitely made the Nice List this year!
So here goes...
Shadow: Iāve been supawbly behaved this year, Santa. I didnāt chaseĀ the postman even once, and I even tried my hardest not to trample through mum's garden beds.
Bounty: You still chased me up a tree three times. And destroyed one of dadās furvourite slippers. Iāve been way better than Shadow, Santa. I didnāt scratch the new sofa, and I stopped chewing on power cords.
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Shadow:Ā What about all those times you sit in front of the bird cage to scare theĀ heck out of Happy? Or when you killed mumās houseplant?
Bounty:Ā Well... nobodyās purrfect. Santa Claws knows that.
Shadow: Anyway, Santa, since Iāve been so good this year, I was wondering if you would bring me some of these pawsomeĀ Coffee Wood Chew Sticks from Kazoo. They're so fun to gnaw on, and they keep my chompers clean and pearly white.
Bounty:Ā I hope they help with that bone breath of yours too...
My turn now. What Iād really love, Santa, is a high bed scratch post. Itās tall enough to be out of reach of Shadow and her incessant tail wagging, and itās got a comfy bed fur my cat naps.
Shadow: Bone breath? Well, at least I donāt spend my life coughing up hairballs. And speaking of balls, Santa, Iād really like it if you could bring me an extreme play dog tough footy ball. The Pitty next door has one, and he swears itās the best toy heās ever had. Oh, and one of those hide n treā¦
Bounty: Hey, no fair. You donāt get two turns! Hi Santa, what I purrticularly want is one of thoseĀ jungle sloth soft toys. Theyāve got catnip and silvervine to help me chill out after another tough year living with Shadow.
Shadow: Bite me furball! Ooh, that reminds me. How about a pack of those Kazoo Prime Cuts? The ones with chicken pawlease.
Bounty: If you get a snack, then I get a snack. Some of those yummy Purrfect Purees please Santa. That would be furbulous.
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Shadow: You mean furballous? Anyway, Santa, Iām looking forward to seeing you on Christmas Eve.
Bounty: And I pawromise I wonāt letĀ her eat your cookies like she did last year.Ā
Shadow: Hey, you drank his milk!!!!
GIVEAWAY
Are you on the naughty or nice list? Tell us in the comments below, and you could win a Kazoo Christmas goodie bag!Ā
Entries now closed. Congrats to our winners: @3walkingvetbills & @border_collie_link!
How to enter:Ā
- Leave a comment below telling us whether you're on the naughty or nice list and whyĀ
- Include your Instagram handle in the comment
- Follow @kazoopet on Instagram
Ā This competition is open to Australian residents only. Entries will be accepted from 12:00AM Thursday 6th November to 12:00pm Wednesday 19th November. A winner will be randomly selected from the comments and contacted via email.Ā
š GGB (Gael Garcia Bernal) the 1 year old domestic shorthair cat is on the very nice list. Sheās being an excellent big sister to the three, 6 week old foster kittens that just came home to stay with us for 5 weeks. She also makes me relieved as sheās okay with having her teeth brushed every day!
I think we are NICE. Our puppy dog Mila is always Nice and kitties @melandskip
Spencerās definitely on the nice list! He was rescued at the start of the year and is like a completely different dog now ā heās even starting training to be a service dog early next year! I love him so much, heās such a good boy (@dogtor.spencer.reid)
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A letter from the pawsome siblings.
Dear Santa Paws, my name is Kimchi and im writing to you from the bright blue sky. Iāve been a very good boy this year, the goodest boy as my mum says. And I hope my goodness will get passed on to my kitty siblings as I wont be able to spend Christmas with them anymore. Please shower them with all my love and more!
Much kisses, Kimchi
Dear Santa Claws, my name is Amos the scaredy cat!
Mum says im both naughty and nice, is that possible? Im sure im just the nicest kitty. Mum says im naughty because i steal my sisterās food and always pick fights with her, but she says I am a good boy because i always cuddle and sleep with mum everynight! I love my mum and while i am scared of everything, im not afraid to voice my opinions by screaming at her! Especially when it involves foodā¦
I think i deserve to be on the nice boy list, what do you think santa?
From, Amos
Dear Santa, im Summer, you should know me by now right?
Grandma says im a good girl but my mum says I could be nicer. She just doesnt appreciate my boundaries! Neither does that brother of mine, hes always slapping me in the face! Im well behaved, most of the time anyways. Please bring lots of treats to our home santa in the weight of that big lump of dog that always ran around, its been a bit quiet lately though..
From the Princess, Summer
I am such a good boy 24/7 each day so am definitely on the ānice ā list! I never ask for much ā only my regular walk and my bouncing ball and then my wonderful Kazoo bed to sleep ! Yes I do follow You on instagram also
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