A Letter To Santa Paws (or Santa Claws) š
Dear Santa Paws,
ShadowĀ here, the best behaved poochĀ in Sydney. Don't furget about me, too! I'mĀ Bounty the cat.
This year, what with it being the season of peace and goodwill, weāve decided to put our differences aside andĀ writeĀ a joint letter to you. We wanted to let you know how well-behaved we've both been - we defurnitely made the Nice List this year!
So here goes...
Shadow: Iāve been supawbly behaved this year, Santa. I didnāt chaseĀ the postman even once, and I even tried my hardest not to trample through mum's garden beds.
Bounty: You still chased me up a tree three times. And destroyed one of dadās furvourite slippers. Iāve been way better than Shadow, Santa. I didnāt scratch the new sofa, and I stopped chewing on power cords.
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Shadow:Ā What about all those times you sit in front of the bird cage to scare theĀ heck out of Happy? Or when you killed mumās houseplant?
Bounty:Ā Well... nobodyās purrfect. Santa Claws knows that.
Shadow: Anyway, Santa, since Iāve been so good this year, I was wondering if you would bring me some of these pawsomeĀ Coffee Wood Chew Sticks from Kazoo. They're so fun to gnaw on, and they keep my chompers clean and pearly white.
Bounty:Ā I hope they help with that bone breath of yours too...
My turn now. What Iād really love, Santa, is a high bed scratch post. Itās tall enough to be out of reach of Shadow and her incessant tail wagging, and itās got a comfy bed fur my cat naps.
Shadow: Bone breath? Well, at least I donāt spend my life coughing up hairballs. And speaking of balls, Santa, Iād really like it if you could bring me an extreme play dog tough footy ball. The Pitty next door has one, and he swears itās the best toy heās ever had. Oh, and one of those hide n treā¦
Bounty: Hey, no fair. You donāt get two turns! Hi Santa, what I purrticularly want is one of thoseĀ jungle sloth soft toys. Theyāve got catnip and silvervine to help me chill out after another tough year living with Shadow.
Shadow: Bite me furball! Ooh, that reminds me. How about a pack of those Kazoo Prime Cuts? The ones with chicken pawlease.
Bounty: If you get a snack, then I get a snack. Some of those yummy Purrfect Purees please Santa. That would be furbulous.
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Shadow: You mean furballous? Anyway, Santa, Iām looking forward to seeing you on Christmas Eve.
Bounty: And I pawromise I wonāt letĀ her eat your cookies like she did last year.Ā
Shadow: Hey, you drank his milk!!!!
GIVEAWAY
Are you on the naughty or nice list? Tell us in the comments below, and you could win a Kazoo Christmas goodie bag!Ā
Entries now closed. Congrats to our winners: @3walkingvetbills & @border_collie_link!
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- Leave a comment below telling us whether you're on the naughty or nice list and whyĀ
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Ā This competition is open to Australian residents only. Entries will be accepted from 12:00AM Thursday 6th November to 12:00pm Wednesday 19th November. A winner will be randomly selected from the comments and contacted via email.Ā
Lilith and Caliope are on naughty list!!
We love ran like crazy on all house, in morning and night. We love eat a lot, above all treats which our parents buy a lot for us. And the best think itās run in the garden and sunny bath on the grass. Play a lot with each other.
Thank you Santa Paws, a big hug))
@krystyna._kim
My little girl, Miss Maple, is on the naughty list this year because sheās going through the terrible twos! š She loves to have the last word, acts like a total menace and pulls all her toys out and insta on leaving them all over the house. But we still love her sooooo much.
Her instagram is @missmaplemoodleventures
https://www.instagram.com/missmaplemoodleventures?igsh=MWMwa3lkajlvZTA1bQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
Hi Santa.
Iām on the nice list this year because I got adopted and it made my mum (and me) really happy.
I also oozed out a crack in the window and went missing for an entire morning and Mum was ugly crying in the street in her pyjamas but she says Iām still on the nice list. Merry Christmas, from Ginny boi. Hehe. @bork_busters
This year, Phoenix has been caught stealing snacks that werenāt meant for her Belle decided that 3 a.m. zoomies are the perfect time for a household concert, complete with loud meows. And Gandalf as sweet as he looks has claimed every clean load of laundry as his personal throne. Together, theyāve earned their spot on Santaās naughty listā¦ but with faces that cute, theyāll probably get presents anyway. šš¼ IG 3walkingvetbills
Llama is on the naughty list for tearing the sheer curtain by trying to get to a bunny on the front lawn.
Bambi is on the nice list because she ignores the bunny on the front lawn and would rather have sofa cuddles
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