A Letter To Santa Paws (or Santa Claws) š
Dear Santa Paws,
ShadowĀ here, the best behaved poochĀ in Sydney. Don't furget about me, too! I'mĀ Bounty the cat.
This year, what with it being the season of peace and goodwill, weāve decided to put our differences aside andĀ writeĀ a joint letter to you. We wanted to let you know how well-behaved we've both been - we defurnitely made the Nice List this year!
So here goes...
Shadow: Iāve been supawbly behaved this year, Santa. I didnāt chaseĀ the postman even once, and I even tried my hardest not to trample through mum's garden beds.
Bounty: You still chased me up a tree three times. And destroyed one of dadās furvourite slippers. Iāve been way better than Shadow, Santa. I didnāt scratch the new sofa, and I stopped chewing on power cords.
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Shadow:Ā What about all those times you sit in front of the bird cage to scare theĀ heck out of Happy? Or when you killed mumās houseplant?
Bounty:Ā Well... nobodyās purrfect. Santa Claws knows that.
Shadow: Anyway, Santa, since Iāve been so good this year, I was wondering if you would bring me some of these pawsomeĀ Coffee Wood Chew Sticks from Kazoo. They're so fun to gnaw on, and they keep my chompers clean and pearly white.
Bounty:Ā I hope they help with that bone breath of yours too...
My turn now. What Iād really love, Santa, is a high bed scratch post. Itās tall enough to be out of reach of Shadow and her incessant tail wagging, and itās got a comfy bed fur my cat naps.
Shadow: Bone breath? Well, at least I donāt spend my life coughing up hairballs. And speaking of balls, Santa, Iād really like it if you could bring me an extreme play dog tough footy ball. The Pitty next door has one, and he swears itās the best toy heās ever had. Oh, and one of those hide n treā¦
Bounty: Hey, no fair. You donāt get two turns! Hi Santa, what I purrticularly want is one of thoseĀ jungle sloth soft toys. Theyāve got catnip and silvervine to help me chill out after another tough year living with Shadow.
Shadow: Bite me furball! Ooh, that reminds me. How about a pack of those Kazoo Prime Cuts? The ones with chicken pawlease.
Bounty: If you get a snack, then I get a snack. Some of those yummy Purrfect Purees please Santa. That would be furbulous.
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Shadow: You mean furballous? Anyway, Santa, Iām looking forward to seeing you on Christmas Eve.
Bounty: And I pawromise I wonāt letĀ her eat your cookies like she did last year.Ā
Shadow: Hey, you drank his milk!!!!
GIVEAWAY
Are you on the naughty or nice list? Tell us in the comments below, and you could win a Kazoo Christmas goodie bag!Ā
Entries now closed. Congrats to our winners: @3walkingvetbills & @border_collie_link!
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- Leave a comment below telling us whether you're on the naughty or nice list and whyĀ
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Ā This competition is open to Australian residents only. Entries will be accepted from 12:00AM Thursday 6th November to 12:00pm Wednesday 19th November. A winner will be randomly selected from the comments and contacted via email.Ā
Pretzel my handsome tuxedo has gone through a lot this year. The painters really scared him for a week so he decided to go on a hunger strike. Then the carpet installers gave him a rough time. He was brave and got over things and now is being very nice to mummy. Love you Pretzel @katidesola
Lucifer can be oh-so-nice when heās curled up beside me while Iām sick, purring like a little furry nurse and refusing to leave my side. But his halo tends to slipā¦ especially when he decides heās had enough of being indoors.
He used to enjoy his time outsidethe catio ā until he started pulling daring escape acts into the neighbourās garden, only to realise he couldnāt get back! Cue dramatic howling until his human rescue team (me) comes to the scene.
So, is Lucifer naughty or nice? Letās just say heās both ā an angel when he wants cuddles, and a devil when adventure calls! šš
@lucifer_and_scamp
Dear Santa,
My mummy says that I am on the good list because I am the best companion for her. We train life skills, participate in dog sports, and go on adventures together. Despite becoming a teenager this year, I managed to be a good boy most of the time.
Instagram : Hibiki.thesesame
Hi Santa, I believe that I am on the Nice list this year. Iāve been a very good brother to my human little sister. Even if I like my own space and my toys, I try to let her pet me sometimes and share my toys. @bronzon_collie
Dear Santa,
Weāve had a lot to contend with this year from losing our big brother Bickie to dealing with meowmyās health being unpredictable and declining and despite some hurdles with our own behaviour as a result (mainly Shadowās) we think weāve earned a spot on the nice list because throughout it all, weāve been the best supports a meowmy can ask for.
Lots of love and headbutts,
Shadow and Sol (@shadow.and.sol)
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