Dear Santa Paws,
I have been a very good boy this year. I must have been, cause my humans keep saying “good boy,” to me and patting me on the head.
I’ve learnt to do my business outside and I’ve stopped chewing on the carpet, which makes mum very happy. I’ve also made friends with the cat. (Kind of.) Although I did chase her up the Christmas tree the other day.
I don’t bark anymore when my humans use the vacuum cleaner and I’ve even given up digging holes in the garden.
Best of all tho, I’ve learnt to “come” when mum and dad call and to “sit” and “stay.”
Anyway, I’m hoping that because I’ve been so good this year, you might “fetch” me some nice new presents.
I can be a bit ruff with my toys and some of them have lost their squeakers. So I would really love one of those new Christmas Kookaburra's from Kazoo. I've seen Kookaburra's sitting in gum tree's before, but I spotted mine in the Christmas Tree! That made me laugh...
Also, at Christmas my parents make all this yummy food and I don’t get any of it. (Well not much, anyway.) So this year, instead of begging them, I’m begging you to bring me some of those tasty Kazoo snacks.
I love anything under the tree that I'm allowed to get my jaws on, particularly the Christmas Munchy Turkeys. Oh my dog, they are to die for.
My friend Billy the budgie is also asking if you bring him some pretty Christmas toys for his beak. So, if you are feeling especially generous, maybe one of those Christmas Foraging Trees?
Oh and he sends his budgerigards btw.
Anyhow, this is my letter. Not his. Keep your beak out of it, Billy.
Where was I? Oh yes. Well, you know us dogs love balls, and what's a Christmas without a game of fetch? I would be chewly grateful if you would bring me a new Santa Paws ball. They’re my fav, but I’m always losing them in the bushes. Also, mum's asking if you can bring me one of those Aussie Christmas thongs. She’s a bit tired of me chewing hers.
Oh and you can wrap it all up in this gift box. That would look pawsome under the Christmas tree!
P.S I promise not to chase your reindeer this year.