A letter to Santa Paws
Dear Santa Paws,
I have been a very good boy this year. I must have been, cause my humans keep saying “good boy,” to me and patting me on the head.
I’ve learnt to do my business outside and I’ve stopped chewing on the carpet, which makes mum very happy. I’ve also made friends with the cat. (Kind of.) Although I did chase her up the Christmas tree the other day.
I don’t bark anymore when my humans use the vacuum cleaner and I’ve even given up digging holes in the garden.
Best of all tho, I’ve learnt to “come” when mum and dad call and to “sit” and “stay.”
Anyway, I’m hoping that because I’ve been so good this year, you might “fetch” me some nice new presents.
I can be a bit ruff with my toys and some of them have lost their squeakers. So I would really love one of those new squeaky reindeer from Kazoo.
Also, at Christmas my parents make all this yummy food and I don’t get any of it. (Well not much, anyway.) So this year, instead of begging them, I’m begging you to bring me some of those tasty Kazoo snacks.
I love anything in the Prime Cuts range, particularly the chicken tenders. Oh my dog, they are to die for.
And I saw you have a special Christmas din dins especially for pooches. Can’t wait to sink my teeth into one of those.
Oh and he sends his budgerigards btw.
Anyhow, this is my letter. Not his. Keep your beak out of it, Billy.
Where was I? Oh yes. My old tuggie toy is getting a bit smelly now. Well, I have had it for over a year. Mum doesn’t really like touching it. So I would be chewly grateful if you would bring me a new Santa’s rope.
Oh, and some of those Santa Paws bounce balls. They’re my fav, but I’m always losing them in the bushes.
Oh and you can wrap it all up in this gift box. That would look pawsome under the Christmas tree!
P.S Mum wants you to bring me one of those Santa hats. She says it makes me look very houndsome.
P.P.S I promise not to chase your reindeer this year.